Stay golden...

I <3 my work computer!

Omfg..

I just got told!

They're not blue suede..

But they're new shoes. I love shoes that rock!

Say hi to...

The gayest dog to ever be gay.

O hai..

I'm the Linda Blair chicken.

Y'all wanna buy some drugs?

My mother has a multitude of medications she needs to take, so to cheer her up, I made a Drug Bunny to dispense the drugs. He often is high from sampling the merchandise and overcharges. I dunno how this backstory helps my mom. I'm a strange son.

Lunch time dessert!

Why couldn't this be on the farking menu?